Monday, September 30, 2013
A Walmart to Oneself.
After this last weekend, when the Walmart was full of pushing, shoving people I decided not to go during the day anymore. At least not until the tourist season is over and population returns to manageable levels. So today I got up at 4:00 a.m. and went to Walmart. Behold! I had the whole place to myself. No crowds, no little carts buzzing around and blocking the aisles. No octogenarians standing in little groups of 4 or more in the middle of the aisles.
I went in, got what I wanted, looked around, and went right to a register and paid. I may never go to Walmart in daylight again. In fact, I may become a pseudo vampire, living by night and sleeping by day.